Art by Ewan "Pyromaniac" McGregor Written by Alexander Whiteside Co-written by Jonathan "Riddle Me This" Whiteside Various Unspecified Things by Colin Whiteside Original Idea by Iain Snell. Blame him, not us. Email us - XML Feed - Updated Weekly

Before he starts complaining about it... I would like to make it clear that Halo 2 actually does have nothing to do with the lack of a script.

Erm... Why don't I have a nose, Ewan?

Distractions! Obvious distraction ehh? Well I'll take that as a complement, but even if my charcater doesn't have a bowler hat I DO!!!!! In the filler at least! BAaaah! BTW I write this on Tuesday the 30th of November, so I'm 18 WOOOO! I got £200 from my grandparents alone! And REM tickets and a Joker statue AND T-shirt from my family. Yaay! Happy Birthday meeeeeee! J