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Blueberry Muffins..... .....have no baring on todays rant or JMB but still BLUEBERRY MUFFINS!!! Well, this is slightly later than expected but also a little earlier too. Why do I hear you ask? Well firstly because I couldn't be bothered coming home last weekend to scan and edit it and its on a Monday because ewan is too lazy to draw the comic before Sunday night. So he wanted me to post this rather than him stay awake till before midnight getting a real comic ready. This JMB see's the arrival of the first character not from the 'creative team' and I use that term loosely seeing as Joel and Gavin have appeared in a JMB. The 'Docta' is actually a friend from the course, sorry Craig but Shonagh killing you was inevitable, much like Ewan being ousted as a closeted ferret murderer! Oh no I've said too much, I set it up! That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight Losing my religion Trying to keep up with you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no I've said too much I haven't said enough *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*